Mitt Romney Prays at the Shrine of Pat Robertson

For the second time in four months, Mitt takes time out from his busy efforts to be elected the leader of the most powerful secular nation the world has ever known to visit Pat Robertson's psuedo-university. You know which one I'm talking about, the one that has a law school that teaches Commandments one through ten on day one, and issues diplomas three years later, with no apparent transferal of knowledge to its students in the interim, which hasn't been a problem during the current administration, because they hire based on loyalty and not competence. W doesn't mind not being the smartest man in the room, but he gets so damn frustrated when he's clearly the stupidest person present.

Anyway, always wanting to think there best of people, I can only hope Mitt felt a bit slimy while he was on campus at Regent--I would certainly expect that more and more Americans will feel slimy in the presence of Mitt. Here's a nice photo of Mitt exchanging pleasantries with Regent University Chancellor Pat Robertson, the nice god-fearing tel-evangelist who takes time out of his busy schedule to tell us wonderful, loving, Christian things:

"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld.

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there." –Pat Robertson, after the city of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board, which instituted an intelligent design policy that led to a federal trial.

"God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible and he says 'This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine.' ... He was dividing God's land. And I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations, or the United States of America.' God says, 'This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.'" –Pat Robertson, on why Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon suffered a massive stroke.

"Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" –Pat Robertson, on nuking the State Department.

"That was never in the Constitution, however much the liberals laugh at me for saying it, they know good and well it was never in the Constitution! Such language only appeared in the constitution of the Communist Soviet Union." –Pat Robertson, on the constitutional separation of church and state.

"Well, I totally concur." –Pat Robertson to Jerry Falwell following the Sept. 11 attacks, after Falwell said, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say: "You helped this happen."